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nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

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pippinforthewin:

The Lord of the Rings: Actual Book Dialogue

Olorin has watched every damn race on Middle Earth act like spoiled brats MORE THAN ONCE, so all of you shut up, he has a world to save.

(For anyone who cares, the actual dialogue:

"It was not the fault of the Dwarves that the friendship waned," said Gimli.

"I have not heard that it was the fault of the Elves," said Legolas.

"I have heard both," said Gandalf; "and I will not give judgement now. But I beg you two, Legolas and Gimli, at least to be friends, and to help me. I need you both."

cumulatedbrainwaves asked:

Next time you're describing the love for your favourite female comic character (lady deadpool in your thor is a woman video) try doing it without the casual flippant objectification.

mrrepzion:

Oh, me liking boobs is bad, okay. 

Pfft, stuff like this is really starting to grate. 

Has any girl watched the Avengers and the first thing they notice is “Hmm that Thor, he has a really great personality.”  No. 

Newsflash: It is not bad to find find physical aspects attractive.

I’m sorry but it confuses me why everyone freaks out about diamond rings

snakes-n-bacon:

sir-mcgee:

seath64:

This is a Diamond engagement ring (kinda obvious)
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And this is an Opal engagement ring.
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Just my opinion but why isn’t opal a giant thing :? You also get crazy variations like the Lightning Ridge Black Opal….

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Dragons Breath Fire Opal…..
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Even this fucking Harlequin Opal that looks like a rainbow on LSD
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…JUST… OPALS MAN

I fucking hate diamonds.

Opals are everyone’s friends

Opals are bad luck, according to old wives tales and ongoing myths, hence why they aren’t given as gifts.

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